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Vatgrak: Get well man.

My Sister The Villainess · C90
12 hours ago

AnonCommander: It happened guys. It was that damn Corona. Basically i been feeling ****ty all week off and on. And im a diabetic so i got it worse than it normally is. All the usual symptoms, plus the trouble breathing at times, and even my damn joints felt like they were sore for no reason. Basically all i been doing was laying around and fappin' and thats just cause i didnt have to get up for that. Im feeling better now tho. So chapter tomorrow? yeah, i think so. Time for another drug sequence! i still think fondly of the king-sized blunt chapter from way back when

How did it happen? Well a while ago i went to phoenix to get groceries and some weed....and the rest is history.

My Sister The Villainess · C90
12 hours ago

Kul: I cri ;(

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C33
1 day ago

Trek: No worries I love both, as long as you dont drop it.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C33
1 day ago

m2lk: Chad doesn't have to be low-key while in Hogwarts. Chad can use the Chamber of Secrets as a base of operations, since it's connected through the sewer system to the entire school as well as some outside locations, perhaps even the Forbidden Forest, meaning undetectable access and supply routes. All he needs to do is either kill or befriend one giant Basilisk. (also, make use of the molted old basilisk skin at the very least). There is likely Salazar's secret lab in a room connected to the Chamber.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C30
1 day ago

Chado_Sama: Shadow Ruler basically. With prime minister and important politicians under his control, he can do what he wants within reason.

That was why he made his own mini kingdom for absolute control. Fun fact, there is actual cases of this happening in Australia.

Not that they can do much other than thumb their noses at the government.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C27
1 day ago

Chado_Sama: Only a small part of it, while the rest remains Australia under a puppet government. So yeah, Australia is basically his. Go mindmagic!

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C27
1 day ago

ganshunter: So did he become king of muggle Australia also? It kinda confused me.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C27
1 day ago

Chroniclemale: The story should be named dark lord harry potter..... Lolz

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C27
1 day ago

KiRi: I'm only reading it cuz it's dark and have no human rights. If people read it and complain then it's their problem. What's fun reading stuff about sunshine and rainbows. Keep up the good work.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C26
1 day ago
Good is subjective, as is evil. One man's good is another man's evil. In my books, so far you've yet to do anything evil. Not up to good yet either, those gangs would have been killed if it was me. There will always be new gangs. Killing them off is like killing pests. There will always be new ones to replace them. Then again I at least acknowledge everyone in this world is a slave to those who sit at the top. So I have no qualms with being the man at the top ordering all the slaves around. If it works, don't break it. So enjoy brain washing and ordering slaves around, it's the way the world has worked since humans first decided it was a good idea to create villages, then cities, countries and any other large gathering of people to work under others. View More

Chado_Sama: When did he monologueing a lot about not being a sexist? What is even your point?

I am slightly confused about why you are still reading David, you have made it clear for the last three chapters that you do not like the MC and prefer him to use his powers for good.

Perhaps you should go read some JP web novels so you can complain that they are too nice or something.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C25
1 day ago
The idea that normal people wouldn't be scum was a bad call there. Most people are self centered shits. Then give them beauty and brains and they'll likely be the worlds biggest cunts. Should have known better than to leave them to their own devices. Brain washing is always the way to go. Countries have been using schools to do it for the better part of the past century. No need to feel bad about it. Everyone gets a mandatory brain washing through their formative years, so there's no moral ground for anyone to really blame you on. Brain washing is what makes the world the way it is today. That and slavery. Work your entire life to try to own a home and then when you die watch as it's divided up, taxed and left to your kids to repeat the same sort of labor you did in life. Remember retirement age is because you're too useless in the work place, not because it's a job well done. Once again brain washing and slavery at their best. View More
Dark Lord Dumbledore · C24
1 day ago

Chado_Sama: lol, it could, but it stands for Random Omnipotent Being.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C1
1 day ago

AdamNics: I'm just finding this part of the story really funny because Chad is trying to make more chads and make himself more of a chad.
Blasphemer name really is just asking people to shout 'Blasphemy!' at him.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C18
2 days ago

Chado_Sama: Yeah, I feel ya. Just want to get all the foundation set up so there is not constant flashbacks to cover things I missed. Should get his letter in Chapter 27 and by then have his world conquest plans in full swing.

Going to Hogwarts is not actually vital other than his public image, the library, diadem and taking the piss out of Snape and Dumbles. Oh and stealing all their house-elves.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C17
2 days ago
Wasn't africa supposed to be home to the oldest wizard organizations? Unlike the idiots in england he'd probably suffer at their hands unless you made them as stupid as the english wizards. View More
Dark Lord Dumbledore · C16
2 days ago
Should have him buy up some of the islands around Australia. View More
Dark Lord Dumbledore · C13
2 days ago
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Dark Lord Dumbledore · C13
2 days ago

ChronoPhoenix: If the Killing Curse rips the soul from the body then the Death Eaters will actually be useful for something. Well something other than taking all their money and hidden magic tomes.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C12
2 days ago

Blastreighter: The realization of Tom of he was just a chess piece on the game, it was amazing to read. Sadly he didn't end catatonic.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C11
2 days ago
Should have just killed the guy and got rid of his body. Nothing says clean like leaving no traces behind. House elves are best at that. View More
Dark Lord Dumbledore · C10
2 days ago

Neydomus: he should have been kind, and said that neither he himself, nor any of his subordinates will ever exploit her sexually.
and then throw in that his 3yr old "son" is growing up to be quite a pervert and the easiest way to calm him down is to let him grope her :D
and voila, she has a peace of mind, and will get accustomed to the groping! everyone wins

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C9
2 days ago

fumma: Thanks for the chapter!!!
Yep Killer ok but not a bully, works for me. Hmmm why leave drug dealers alive? what are you after Chad? There are more to the criminal underworld than just drug dealers they are like the lowest lv. Its probably a multi bullion pound op per year.... become the kingpin Chad!!! MUAHAHA. Ninja Army can learn magic to grow stuff faster (herbology magic), can transport it fast, and kill any who disagree with the kingpin Chad!!! Plus you got legit ninjas, League of Assassins???

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C7
2 days ago

Master_Sigil: This is one of the biggest loophole of J.K. Rowling book. I mean what kind of bank would utterly irresponsibly told anyone of the client they have entrusted of their account. No bank would do that stupidly unless you paid them but in real time modern status. No banks would do that moronic stupidly.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C6
2 days ago

Chado_Sama: lol, you guys do know that each chap has a minimum of 1500 words and takes 4-5 hours to write and edit?

really cutting into my sleep and free time!

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C5
2 days ago

F1nal: Wow did he just replaced Dudley? HAHA

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C3
2 days ago

FM77: epic! this is refreshing, i am laughing so much! OMG!

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C3
2 days ago

ChronoPhoenix: Replacing Dudley? Fucking genius.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C3
2 days ago

Chado_Sama: won't be dropped, but I will be focusing on TDG more than this one. Would like to finish one novel before starting another as I am a bit stressed for time.

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C2
2 days ago

Ansura: please dont drop it after the contest, this seems quite good and judging by you TDG, you write very good fanfics

Dark Lord Dumbledore · C2
2 days ago
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