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Аt this роint I аm bеginning tо quеstiоn еxасtly hоw muсh is this MС mеаningfully diffеrеnt frоm thе OG оnе. Surе, in thеоry this оnе is nоt асting likе а hаbituаlly аbusеd dоg. Hе is асting likе аn аnnоying сhеst-bеаting Аlрhа Mасhо Gigасhаd instеаd. Wоор-dее-dоо! Surе, this MС dоеs sоmеthing-sоmеthing-sеlf-imрrоvеmеnt-аnd-hоbbiеs оff sсrееn, unlikе OG MС, whо's оnly rесоursе fоr аttrасting Mizuhаrа is quitе litеrаlly "[sаd fасе] Соmе оn, Mizuhаrа! Bоth yоur аnd my grаndmоthеrs wоuld rеаlly аррrесiаtе if yоu suсk mе оff! Pwееееаsе? [sаd fасе][sаd fасе][sаd fасе][dоgеzа][triеs tо kiss disguistеd Mizuhаrа's tоеs]". Yеt why dо thе bоth оf thеm kеер tаiling hеr? Shе rеfusеd MС's аdvаnсеs. Bоth оf thеirs. Multiрlе timеs. Onе triеs tо bribе hеr with rеntаl mоnеy. Thе оthеr shоws оff hоw hе еаrnеd еnоugh mоnеy tо аffоrd аn араrtmеnt. Shе is nоt intеrеstеd. Pеriоd. Gеt оvеr it. This wаs оnе аttеmрt tоо mаny. Stор. Hаvе sоmе gоd-dаmnеd sеlf-rеsресt. TL;DR, I'll givе this аnоthеr соuрlе оf сhарtеrs аnd if MС kеерs сhаsing hеr, I'm gоnnа hаvе tо bоw оut.

"The looks on their faces were fierce and ready to attack." I didn't know that look on someone's face could attack. You live and you learn, I guess.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. I might consider trying it, just from all those glowing recommendations of yours alone. I mean, who knows, I might discover something I end up enjoying immensely.

I actually never tried putting pineapple on my pizza. If I ever decide to do it, I'll let you know. Unless I forget. Which I probably will.

Kek. Well, I never said it was impossible to hate people for having different preferences, just that having different preferences doesn't necessarily involve hate.

Why are there new lines in the middle of so many sentences?

Just because I find this prevailing sentiment annoying, I'll give you an analogy to illustrate in what way you are mistaken. People who don't like pineapple on their pizza don't hate people who do. Neither do they want them dead, nor do they want them to not like pineapple on their pizza.

Ahahahahaha! This was glorious! xD

Okawaii koto!

He is biologically, which is the only part that matters for the purposes of inbreeding.

On your mom, this very moment.

There's one mistake that many authors are constantly making and I am hoping that this fic, being of a more well-thought through variety, may hopefully be able to avoid. Namely, even though the MC has introduced massive changes into the timeline, the exact same "next generation" as in cannon is born. To make my point a bit more clear, I propose the following. A single gamete contains 50% of mother's(or, more importantly for the purpose of this thought experiment, fathers) DNA that is required to complete the instruction sequence for a "human assembly". Combining mother's and fathers gametes produces a unique chain of proteines that determine future child's traits. Let's say for the sake of example that this is a day of future this hypothetical child's conception. In this scenario, a hypothetical future father is on his way to "provide the genetic material", as it were. While he is nearing home, our timeline divides in two. In the first sub-timeline the father reaches home without interruptions, does the deed and a sperm A, surrounded by billions of other similar sperms begin it's race to fertilize the egg, successfully finishes it, creating a child. In the second timeline, however, a weirdo pops out from around the corner, ambushing our future hypothetical dad with a statement that he is a reincarnator and a bunch of silly questions such as "what year it is" and "where exactly in this world said reincarnator saw as fantastical they are currently located", before running away and disappearing around the corner and from the scenario alltogether. Having answered his questions, the future dad upon returning home feels compelled to share this strange situation with his significant other before "proceeding to do the deed". This slight delay however has caused the ever-wriggling mass of male gametes to change their composition and now our sperm A is not in a position to win the race and instead it crawls in a completely different direction and a sperm B wins the race instead. Considering the fact that child's biological *** is determined solely by the male gamete, in a timeline One the kid may have been born as a boy, maybe having hated a certain other boy throughout his entire childhood, in timeline Two that child may have been born as a girl and had a crush on the same boy the child from timeline One hated all this time. And that's not going into other physical, social or mental characteristics that may or may not have been different. If such a tiny change in the sequence of events has deviated the scenario so much, how many tiny changes will there be if said reincarnator was present THE ENTIRE LIFETIME, being friends or enemies with the future dad, having one of his students survive instead of dying, stealing one of his favorite techniques and so on? Even if the Nine-Tails attack happens and goes on as it did in the cannon, Naruto may or may not be born a girl, a boy with his mother's hair color and father's intellect and disposition or even having been born with a variety of congenial deffects. Same goes for the rest of the main cast.