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Hontoni

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This was his master's most cherished little disciple, after all. If anything happened to her, his master would surely flay him alive and hang him on a flagpole for three days!

The Destiny of Chasing Wife

The Destiny of Chasing Wife

General · Master An

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[img=gift] cook her!?? 😆

Qin Jin was shocked, "Cook her in the stove? Murder is illegal, you know."

The Delicate Beauty Reins In The Big Bad Wolf

The Delicate Beauty Reins In The Big Bad Wolf

Urban · Yue Wan

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yes!! then he will have a bump on his head and the phone still good n workable 🤣

"What a pity..." Musheng glanced at the now-dismembered smartphone on the ground after hitting Ma Nanji and mused, "Why couldn't it be a Nokia?"

The Dominant Mr Mu

The Dominant Mr Mu

General · Doubly Single

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🤣 Tengu rather die then miss his moonlight

"Yes, Lord Qiao." Tengu started the car. The AI-controlled vehicle rode smoothly, and Tengu's metallic body reflected against the nearly luxurious interior, making it look both cute and lovable, "Please kill me."

The CEO's Naughty Wife

The CEO's Naughty Wife

General · Si Jin

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She sized up Zheng Xiyuan, guessing where his "injury" might be, goosebumps covering her body, "Don't buy such a thick one next time."

The CEO's Naughty Wife

The CEO's Naughty Wife

General · Si Jin

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"The funeral parlor is outdoors? That's quite disrespectful to the deceased~!"

Sweetheart V5: Boss Pampers Me Too Much!

Sweetheart V5: Boss Pampers Me Too Much!

General · Hua Erbao

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But the very next second, Ming Mei seemed to come back to life, turning her angry eyes towards Kang Chen, she slapped his chest and screamed loudly: "You bastard, did you even think before firing that gun? Do you know I could have died..."

Secretly Adorable In Your Heart

Secretly Adorable In Your Heart

General · Early October

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hahaha might as well you keep quiet, Charlie

While he wanted to offer some comforting words, his idle chatter made him say recklessly, "Heh-heh, Second Master, it's not that bad. If Miss Ye had vomited in your mouth, now that would truly be disgusting!"

Mr. Bo Dotes on His Wife Everyday

Mr. Bo Dotes on His Wife Everyday

General · Fairy Moon

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Picture source: Wei Bao is truly a piece of shit!

Deciding I Like You

Deciding I Like You

General · Leaves Not Nights

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lol yea 🤣 dying fish

Xiao Hei meekly meowed in response from within the bag, his big purple eyes glowing like two glittering gems, filled with a sense of being wronged and unwilling: Here I am, so talented and extraordinary, and not only did I become a cat, now I'm being treated like a dying fish!

Adopting A Stray Cat By The Road

Adopting A Stray Cat By The Road

Fantasy · Night like a poem

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hahhaha the author din forget bout the sanitary pad 🤣

Running this way was undoubtedly faster, but the sanitary pad sticking to her butt, loosening and re-sticking synchronously with her running steps, caused some discomfort. She simply had no time to deal with it.

Sweetheart V5: Boss Pampers Me Too Much!

Sweetheart V5: Boss Pampers Me Too Much!

General · Hua Erbao

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🤣 is a couple pet name. what you know 😏 👀

Mrs. Lu calls Mr. Lu uncle? She had seen plenty of couples calling each other 'brother,' but this was the first time she heard 'uncle.' Is this the trend in nicknames among couples now?

Sweetheart V5: Boss Pampers Me Too Much!

Sweetheart V5: Boss Pampers Me Too Much!

General · Hua Erbao

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omg this chapter is so funny!!

ch 85 Chapter 85 Jiang Su Invites You to Have Candy_1

Deciding I Like You

Deciding I Like You

General · Leaves Not Nights

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Wang Wei @'d him again, and Chen Yang did the same. The constant notifications on Jiang Su's phone made Lin Wei irritated. So, she replied, "He's taking a shower."

Deciding I Like You

Deciding I Like You

General · Leaves Not Nights

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Three seconds later, Lin Wei looked up, "Classmate Jiang, Super Beautiful Girl is our head teacher."

Deciding I Like You

Deciding I Like You

General · Leaves Not Nights

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