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What does this even mean?
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Just throw it like a baseball

I thought 'It's a longshot but that would make my daggers unpredictable and thrown daggers could change directions or angles midway'. Hypothetically, if I threw a dagger at someone's head. That person would try to either shield that area or avoid the dagger but what if the dagger suddenly changed directions and aimed for the heart. Even the old hag that I barely killed would not be able to predict that.

Limits

Limits

Fantasy · DarkRay

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Watch her just collect all the glass

I needed to create more daggers, from all the ingots stored up and awaiting merchants. It would take me a while to do this, but I had time. The merchants would arrive in about two weeks time. I would be busy with my daggers, but Shelly on the other hand, wouldn't be. I turned around, and said "Can you go around, and collect the stuff that is valuable? Gold, jewellery, stuff like that?". Shelly looked at me baffled. I explained, "What I mean is stuff that glitters or shines in sunlight. It's mostly valuable, when it glitters. I will be busy with my daggers, so if you can collect the valuable stuff, it would help me out". Shelly understood, and nodded its head.

Limits

Limits

Fantasy · DarkRay

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Sonic the hedgehog reborn as a turtle

It shook its head, and then made a few "Mah" noises. Then it slowly walked around, until it got faster, and faster...The sight was unbelievable. 'What kind of turtle is so fast? Wasn't a turtle the best definition of slow?' I asked myself. I stood there bewildered, looking at the turtle that ran so fast, it was actually faster than the villagers. It stopped suddenly, and made more "Mah" noises. I grabbed the bridge of my nose, and said "Fine, come with me". I gave up at that point. The turtle was really determined to follow me.

Limits

Limits

Fantasy · DarkRay

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My mans a genius, actually using his brain instead of just pulling a bunch of deus ex machinas out of his a**

But Yman has a crazy idea to experiment using these slimes urine. He soaked the arrows for about a week, until every fiber of its wood that was made from Demon Woods was able to absorb the liquid.

The Mysterious Black Magician

The Mysterious Black Magician

Fantasy · Fhrutz_D_Hollow

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Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

The dark figure drew himself up to his full, impressive, height and spoke in deep tones. "I am known by many names across the land. If evil lurks, I am there. Whenever Dark acts are performed, my presence is felt. If cruel and unnecessary violence is required, I'm the one to summon. Should Dirty Deeds need to be done, sometimes dirt cheap, look no further. Commoners cower in my presence. Heroes quail before me. I am the bringer of the Dark. The harbinger of Horror! Blood, death and fear follow in my wake. I am… "

Tired of Death

Tired of Death

Fantasy · Neil_H

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He’s probably not reading webnovels on earth so he was probably not enlightened of our culture

"Cough, cough. Forget about him, it's no one important. By the way, tell me more about those alchemists."

Death... and me

Death... and me

Fantasy · Suiyan

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Power of the plot armour!

Roan nodded. That made a lot of sense and was very convenient as well.

Death... and me

Death... and me

Fantasy · Suiyan

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See

"Get away from her you BITCH!"

Chrysalis

Chrysalis

Fantasy · RinoZ

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Rick and morty!

"You crazy son of a b*tch, I'm in," Photios nodded. "Brothers and sisters!! Focus your mana on my channeling!!"

Headed by a Snake

Headed by a Snake

Fantasy · CouchSurfingDragon

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