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Do not expect logic from a Xianxia novel Do not expect consistency from a Xianxia novel Do not expect basic math skills from a Xianxia novel This is the mantra for a sane and happy life

2018-09-19 Joined Global

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Sophie's face flashed across Cleo's mind, and she felt a sudden burst of determination to implement her risky plan.

The Spider Queen

The Spider Queen

Sci-fi · HopelesslyRomantic

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Replied to Castle_Gate
This isn't in front of a female disciple

He yanked his other hand, pulling the guard's sword out of his grasp to embed itself into the ground a distance away. The guard didn't even have time to react to his disarmament before Master smashed him on the head with the ledger, caving his skull in.

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

Fantasy · Draekai

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Like the myriad colors dragon!
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"Monsters that you think only exist in myths but prowl around within our very Plane, the various races of Superior Dragons and the monsters of the Abyss. And if you are unfortunate enough to meet a Great One, not even heaven can help you!"

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

Fantasy · Draekai

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Replied to TheWolfWhoCriedBoy
Almost as rare as a Xianxia MC who learns from his mistakes. And only slightly more rare than a j-novel MC who learns from his mistakes.

He smirked at us, "Nothing, really. I learnt my lesson that I can't touch him. His reputation is not unfounded, after all~"

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

Fantasy · Draekai

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Thought that was just Legion voice, not a fifth personality

From what I know, this should be an extremely improbable feat. The mind would be too occupied with maintaining the connection with one particular type Elemental Quark to even consider pulling in another one.

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

Fantasy · Draekai

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Undead fox would have just killed him

Ah, the undead fox huh? She is quite the strong one and seeing as to how Elaria stopped her with a cannon for now, she might come back in the future. I should probably prepare for that eventuality.

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

Fantasy · Draekai

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Replied to Tyrannical_Book
No, that's "monkey steals peaches"

I stopped in my tracks, turning around just in time to see Cai Hong run up to catch up with me. Behind her, Dailus was on the ground in a fetal position with his hands clutching in between his legs, groaning in pain.

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

Fantasy · Draekai

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Replied to TidusFH
The problem is that it's more likely to be fetishism than romance. This is especially true with the G(ay) component of LGBT for some reason.

But for some reason, elder brother Dailus and Father had vehemently rejected our ideas, even calling the pure BL that we came up with "disgusting and utterly unacceptable".

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

Fantasy · Draekai

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There goes half the content of your average Xianxia novel

Master raised an eyebrow at them, "What? You were expecting me to listen to your monologues when I could've just taken you out? I really don't care about your reason for doing this crap, you destroyed my house, ruined a perfectly good festival and both of you are wearing Dark Sect robes. That's reason enough for me to take you down."

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

Fantasy · Draekai

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No he doesn't, that's the whole point of the novel

Master waved his hand quickly, "Oh no, that's not what I meant. I'm proud that you girls had already spread your knowledge to others, it is not good to hoard knowledge after all. As long as you trust who you're teaching, I am fine with that."

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

Fantasy · Draekai

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Replied to DaoistNovelAddict
cause if you subtract 10 from 100 then it's 90 and not 100 anymore

"Anyway, next question! How many times can ten be subtracted from one hundred?"

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

Fantasy · Draekai

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Replied to ParkourCat
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If I had a yandere girl chasing after me, I don't know what I would do.

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

Fantasy · Draekai

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