LazyTwitting

11mth

Commented

In the year 2030, a calamity swept across Earth. The later generations described this event as the descendant of the origin ability light rays into the Earth's surface.

LazyTwitting

1yr

Commented

these spy are like one man army, that have a really mess up family story in recent years.

He had watched the new James Bond movie and knew how dangerous these secret agents really were.

LazyTwitting

1yr

Commented

and chocolate was weight.

Sigh.... cocoa was life.

LazyTwitting

1yr

Commented

a good day to Die HARD!!!

A Good Day To Die

LazyTwitting

1yr

Commented

and you call yourself bandits?! scoff.

For many, they had never been captured, tortured or even locked up in a dungeon..... so how could they not panic?

LazyTwitting

1yr

Commented

some time, the best thing you can do, is to stay in bed.

If he had known that today would've turned out to be this way, then he wouldn't have gone out at all!

LazyTwitting

1yr

Commented

she realise she got dupe when the "heroes" came back without a scratch. also, this message will self destruct in 5 seconds.

So with that said, little lady..... your mission, if you should choose to accept, will be to join the medical staff and treat the injured.

LazyTwitting

1yr

Commented

it's took longer to travel a shorter distance. 😕

Of course, they only used 2 days on the Bay-Caronian ships.... and an extra 3 weeks on horseback to get to the city.

LazyTwitting

1yr

Commented

no! you are not!

God!... am I really this good looking?"

LazyTwitting

2yr

Commented

_the first can be done. you just need to find the group that clone that sheep. _the second can be done. you just need to find the nearest adult store. there is an app for that now. _the third can be done. you just need to hire a few of those pretty face pop star.

All they needed was a way to make clones, a huge dick, and an army which would follow their words.

LazyTwitting

2yr

Commented

eat from a naked body. cold sushi heat up by body heat. the nakedness is also to show that the body is clean, plus its help with heating up the sushi. not everthing in Japan is about sex.

This was Nyotaimori!

LazyTwitting

3yr

Commented

it doesnt matter whether you die now or later as long as you die. we sill simply refuse to hear what you do after you leave ours border. 😀

"Even if you die today, you will still be the Bright Martyr to us! You have already made your contributions!"

LazyTwitting

3yr

Commented

all we can do now is to put up warning sign. such as "Hazardous site ahead" "Nuclear waste dump" "The adress of yours ex-girlfriend" 🤣

Ves singlehandedly opened up a Pandora's box in the Protectorate! It was too late to close it now that the horrors flowing out of the box afflicted the conviction of many devout Ylvainans!

LazyTwitting

3yr

Commented

you very much put him in a spot there. you confess! remember? 👉👉👉😣

Meanwhile, Ves felt a chill in his heart. The most neutral judge, the one he placed all of his hopes upon, had declared him guilty! He was only one step away from a guilty verdict!

"However, by his own admission during this tribunal, Mr. Larkinson is guilty of sacrilege! No matter whether it is appropriate for Ylvainans to worship a nutrient pack wrapper, that does not change the fact that it is a revered relic of inestimate historical, cultural and religious value during the time of its theft! Whether Mr. Larkinson acted due to divine providence or not shouldn't change anything! The law is the law, and even if Prophet Ylvaine came back to life and stole the holy relic in person and set it on fire, we would still find him guilty!"

The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

LazyTwitting

3yr

Commented

putting and ad in a court hearing? why did no one think of that! 😲

High Inquisitor Kelly Ixef Poxco spoke up next in a slightly shaky voice. "Before we issue our verdict, we would like to emphasize that even if this is an extraordinary day, we are still Ylvainans. No matter how many questions you are harboring, the Attendants of Ylvaine will always be there to ease your doubts. Please speak to your fellow Ylvainans and visit your local churches if you are in need of spiritual guidance. Together, we will all grow stronger in our conviction!"

The Mech Touch

Sci-fi · Exlor

LazyTwitting

3yr

Commented

martyr are the brave one that DIE for theirs faith. 🏴🏴🏴

When Ves heard them call him by this name, he almost collapsed on his feet. Why the hell did he suddenly become the Bright Martyr?! He wasn't even a real convert to their faith!