Badges 39
Moments 149
"Hahaha! Oh my god! Honey! I told you that Michael wouldn't know how to start the friggin car! I won the bet! Mwahaha!"
Fate Online: Shadow
Games · ApocalypseX
"Listen," the rat said as it jumped down from the box and slowly walked towards the boy. "We all know what happened. It's not like I'm suggesting suicide without a logical basis, you know?"
Kill the Sun
Fantasy · Warmaisach
Chen Dong took a big bite of beef. "I don't really care. It's fine as long as he likes it."
Super Gene Optimization Fluid
Sci-fi · 9 lightyears per second
"Not at all, I'm just here to help after al- Wait, is that sarcasm? That's sarcasm, isn't it?"
The Martial Unity
Action · Lord_Streak
"Haha! I've really picked up a treasure this time! That kid's well worth his price, he's a real prodigy! He's already forged alloy of this level on his first try. If he isn't a prodigy, he's a monster! Haha! I have such good eyes."
Soul Land III (Douluo Dalu): The Legend of the Dragon King
Eastern · Tang Jia San Shao
“You even brought a cheerleader!” They continued booing.
The King's Avatar
Games · Butterfly Blue
Ye Xiu was speechless. He may be known as a textbook and God of Glory, but he had no idea there was a dog hole covered by the grass.
The King's Avatar
Games · Butterfly Blue
Ye Xiu immediately relaxed. This was the Chen Guo he was used to. He wasn’t talking to the wrong person.
The King's Avatar
Games · Butterfly Blue
But mostly, it was the damned idiotic advice he had given to one of the six Awakened near the end: "Stand and fight… am I the only one who got shivers after hearing that? Such a simple, but all-encompassing adage. Lord Mongrel, he is a true Awakened…"
Shadow Slave
Fantasy · Guiltythree
"Oh… hey Sunny, do you remember how I said that I only had one condition to join you in the Nightmare? Well, scratch that. Actually, I have two…"
Shadow Slave
Fantasy · Guiltythree
"...I mean, just think about it, all those amazing Memories you hoard, gone just like that! If you're going to die, at least give them to me before you do!"
Shadow Slave
Fantasy · Guiltythree
The challengers looked at each other with weirdly enlightened expressions, then grew quiet.
Shadow Slave
Fantasy · Guiltythree
"That… actually, that time I had to lift a finger. I even had to shake it a couple of times. That was enough to kill him, though."
Shadow Slave
Fantasy · Guiltythree
"I should have bought a piece of real meat instead. Who knew actual coffee is so disgusting? Well. It's going to keep me awake, at least."
Shadow Slave
Fantasy · Guiltythree
Of course, there were some experts that were able to take such penetrating attacks by cucumbers with grace. Unfortunately, the Millennial Beast was not one of them!
Reincarnated With The Strongest System
Fantasy · Elyon
"You just need to pull that door to open it instead of pushing, you idiot. Hahahah!" She started laughing as she said.
Rise of the Demon God
Eastern · Demonic_angel
'Is there also a tattoo on his... forget it, what a strange thought!'
My Farm System: Reaching The Top In The Parallel Earth!
Fantasy · KenceRussel
hemurenge
With an unsightly face filled with tears and snot, Felix clutched his ass cheeks tightly while rolling on the floor, leaving behind him a trail of blood that was coming out of his anus.
Supremacy Games
Sci-fi · MidGard