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RE:BORN Zombie

RE:BORN Zombie

Fantasy · Killix_Kreed

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Alright, alright, it's bloody midnight and I need to get this review off my chest. The writing quality could be rather improved upon, there are still traces of grammatical errors and misspells all across the board. Very much a fixable issue. The story is essentially speedy, at a constant rate of grinding for the sake of grinding. Now here's where I feel like I'm about to get a tad worked up on. The main character feels really really really, and I mean by really, bland. I'm not gonna lie here. He asks his system to outright make himself look like the "Shadow Monarch" and that he would prefer to look like bloody Naruto. Dear God that's a can of worms I've opened all too many times before. A zombie, a rotten, maggot-infested walking cadaver, wants to have his body look built like a human that's been training for bloody years on end, and this isn't me kissing the ass of either the light novel or the manhwa, no no no no no. This is genuinely me being confused upon this. I get it, the "zombie looks like a warrior" trope is really something people like, but by bloody Jove at least make it a bit more appealing than just asking the system to make him look like so, he literally has a system that slowly but surely transitions his physical form to at least be a shadow of what his status is. As for updates, well, they're good. It's a very decent average word count all things considered. And finally, the world background. Fantasy world with a ranking system based upon the levels you have attained. Also dungeons, but you already got the idea. Overall, it all levels out to being an average novel to me. Not the worst, I am more than certain than that. After all, it's not Ghosty. But it isn't exactly something that I'd read within a bookstore cafe wearing something bougie while I watching the light drizzle of rain pitter patter upon the window panes, you get me?
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...... fucking what

The gold element was an upgraded version of the metal element. It was tougher, harder, and more resilient to extreme temperatures. 

Villain Cultivator

Villain Cultivator

Eastern · DamnPlotArmor

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hmm, have you considered more protein in your diet? But more of the veg type so that your body won't go into extreme unbalance?

Some people may wonder how he can afford to be such a massive ball of fat, the answer he can't. This Michelin man lookalike, decides to spend his paycheck on the internet and energy bills, in his dumpster of an apartment he does not have heating or gas to cook food.

I transmigrated into the Sludge

I transmigrated into the Sludge

Anime & Comics · grimygrim

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'Fine. It's not like she's my girlfriend or anything. That original body owner is the one fantasizing about her, not me! I'm a fucking hitman, dammit! I don't need a woman in my life!'

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Eastern · DamnPlotArmor

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Cao Mao feinted ignorance as he didn't want his mentor to know that he had over 5,000 potted plants of weed in his spatial ring. He planned to grow them as a hobby along with a few hundred tobacco plants. The purpose of cultivating these plants was obvious, for making the good-old-joints.

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Eastern · DamnPlotArmor

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oh boy which strain is it?

In Cao Mao's modern world, everyone called it Marijuana.

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Eastern · DamnPlotArmor

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certified bing chilling moment 🥶

Hearing Wei Yuan's new name, Xu Miao laughed. It was weirder than his name since it was a pun to the currency of modern China, Mao-Yuan, because the banknotes had Mao Zedong's face on them.

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Eastern · DamnPlotArmor

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Mark just froze on the spot after hearing 100 million USD. That was a huge amount of money for Mark at that point of his life and he just shuddered thinking about it. After few seconds he calmed down.

Multiverse of Marvel

Multiverse of Marvel

Movies · thelightedghost

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SWEET HOME MESOPOTAMIA~

Once Enki had intercourse with Ninhursag... His own sister.

Reborn as Thor!

Reborn as Thor!

Anime & Comics · Ghost_84

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bing chilling intensifies*

"Your mission is to find this traitor, and eliminate him, while securing the weapon for our glorious nation! Failure will not be tolerated in this endeavour!"

In This Corner Of The Multiverse

In This Corner Of The Multiverse

Anime & Comics · GoldFinger

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