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"Oh, but that figure is definitely yours though. As true to life as it gets," Mom noted, meeting his eyes with a leer. "I wonder if they got you just right behind that cloth too?" 

My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Fantasy · Brendanjoke

She ranted about how badly she wanted to meet Allen. In her hand, she clutched the Urban Enigma magazine, the pages featuring Allen's image. With a fervor that transcended the digital screen, she pointed emphatically at the picture. "I mean, look at this man over here!" she exclaimed, her voice a mix of excitement and frustration. Her impassioned monologue echoed the sentiments of many forum members who had fallen under the spell of Allen's enigma.

Villain MMORPG: Almighty Devil Emperor and His Seven Demonic Wives

Games · UnholyGod

"I do have one small favor to ask," she said. "If it's not too much to ask…"

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

The commander shrugged. "Alright, Steel apprehended the suspect, who then confessed to…" The commander checked his notes. "Several murders, blackmail, kidnapping…" He flipped the page to where the list continued. "Well, long story short, sir, he's being watched by several of the men in the back of the prisoner transport."

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

"I should have known it would be you two involved!" called Vargas, as he approached across the docks. Nguyen must be busy elsewhere.

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

Then, Sergei raised his gun, and for the first time, took purposeful aim at the two men on the walkway.

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

Huge spectacles on a chain. Blue rinse perm. Hunched forward peering over the steering wheel. Eighty years old if she was a day.

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

"Like that, yes. He and Steel can fight over the best parking spots. The point is, he'd have been there anyway! At least now we know."

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

"Actually, Kyle, if there is one takeaway from tonight for the future, it's that you don't need to make everything a surprise. They're fun, but they're not why I had fun with you this evening. You don't need to always have secret plans and grand gestures to make it an enjoyable date. I'd have still had a good time just spending time with each other."

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

…Not like that though! Straight to their own beds, in separate bedrooms. That was a very important distinction.

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

Vargas turned to address Kyle and Andrea. "If you see him sniffing around anything to do with the investigation, call me straight away, understand? Don't approach him, don't engage him, just call me!" Vargas pulled out his phone again and showed them the photo. "I'll get you some better pictures so you know what he looks like. Leo Steel used to be a cop, but now he's a private detective working for the very criminals he used to investigate."

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook