Badges 6
Moments 105
"Not another step."
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
Once upon a time it was a rich man name dollaz. Dollaz was 5'11 brown skin poppin like fireworks on the Fourth of July, wit dreadlocks that hang low to his chest. Dollaz weighted approximately about 204 pounds. That day I decided To take my giraffe for a walk thru the park to catch the bed bugs at the highway river he ran into a woman. This woman was about 4'11 pretty brown eyes same color as diarrhea, long black hair and a smile big as the kool-aid Mann. She was from Tokyo so obvious she was Japanese. The woman name was Brandy Chun Li Ling but every one calls her booger cookie . Booger cookie approach me wen she ran into me and my giraffe tony. "Hello big fella" said brandy
Surviving Brandy
Horror · Dollazho_GD
There again with his stupid bowler hat, stupid trench coat, and that stupid smile on his face.
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"Master, are you perhaps mocking me?"
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
Making my way back, with a plastic bag of milk and cereal in a tight grip, I passed by the alley again and saw a garbage truck roaring away into the distance. You're a lucky man, Garbage-man. If I hadn't come when I did, you'd probably have a hard time explaining to your superiors on how the hell a person ended up in the back of your truck.
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"It means to fret no longer… Master," She said, her ears twitching in tune to the smile on her face. "For I am here."
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
But no, just had to throw all your money away at empty promises. Yeah, that's how you get rich. Just look where that got you. Oh, here comes that urge again - resist, man, resist. Don't hit yourself in front of the Elf.
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
Looks Like I've Adopted An Elf
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
ch 0 3 Dinner Date
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"Indeed," she nodded her head. "What are these 'Loan Sharks' that you spoke of? Do they share similarities with the Frosted Flakes? Can I eat them?"
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
"I do not recall, try as I might." She said, heaving a sigh. "All is but a blur to me. I recall myself saving a child from the path of a runaway carriage but that is all I can remember, unfortunately."
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
But how could that be? How is that even possible? It shouldn't be… yet her Elf-like ears, heavy metal armor, and sword, even her mannerisms all seemed like they came out of some generic fantasy RPG.
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
'You call that dinner, you say? I reckon I'd have a better time eating raw sewage straight outta Chernobyl!'
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
Pretty pathetic, right? Well, not really. There are much worse things. Like sitting out in a dumpster at a random alley in the street. Least I ain't there...
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
With a painful hiss of a clumsy man, I swung open the fridge - no fridge light, obviously - and found a melted ice-cream packet and some bottled water.
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
9RA
Without missing a beat, she nudged her head at him. "Convinced yet?"
My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World
Fantasy · Brendanjoke