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lilaleopard

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Simping is my religion. Desperately crave a pm system

2021-02-19 Joined Germany

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"Hi Xingzi-jie," Jingwei smiled winningly, "don't take my brother's words to heart - you know him, he's emotionally constipated." 

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Urban · Taoist6GPenguin

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And I love you sm for making Jingwei Jingwei ❤️

"I see that you've stopped dressing like a homeless person," Tianwei said, eyeing her outfit, and Jingwei wanted to slap his brother's mouth. How could someone be so hopeless? Clearly what his brother wanted to say was that she looked nice, but then what came out of his mouth turned out to be offensive.

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Urban · Taoist6GPenguin

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He‘ll find to love it, too. The brother‘s aren‘t too different after all, so hilarious

There was a pause. Jingwei let out a chuckle, internally sweat-dropping at his brother's taste in women. Wow, his brother had a crush on a woman who hated their family's wealth.Jingwei couldn't understand the appeal - sure, Xingzi-jie was very pretty when she was dolled up, and she was witty, but what made her so different from all the other women that flocked around his brother? 

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Urban · Taoist6GPenguin

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"Rich people." Lian Xingzi said cheerfully without hesitation. 

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Urban · Taoist6GPenguin

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Although he is way too smitten to be the cool guy he‘s probably imagining rn 😬

No wonder his brother wanted him to come along. Jingwei hoped that one day, when he found someone he liked, he wouldn't behave that pathetically bad at wooing them. 

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Urban · Taoist6GPenguin

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No wonder his brother wanted him to come along. Jingwei hoped that one day, when he found someone he liked, he wouldn't behave that pathetically bad at wooing them. 

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Urban · Taoist6GPenguin

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Best wingman ever! 😂

"Hi Xingzi-jie," Jingwei smiled winningly, "don't take my brother's words to heart - you know him, he's emotionally constipated." 

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Urban · Taoist6GPenguin

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😂😂😂 i like his dry humor tbh. He is the cold domineering ceo of another novel 😂

"I see that you've stopped dressing like a homeless person," Tianwei said, eyeing her outfit, and Jingwei wanted to slap his brother's mouth. How could someone be so hopeless? Clearly what his brother wanted to say was that she looked nice, but then what came out of his mouth turned out to be offensive.

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Urban · Taoist6GPenguin

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😅 grey tie 🙈

There was a lighted candle in the middle of the table to set the ambience and his brother was dressed in a suit with one of the most boring grey ties Tianwei had ever seen.

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Urban · Taoist6GPenguin

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Bet it was more difficult than getting into the Pentagon 😄

Jingwei had done the impossible - he had managed to hack into Shang Jing's computer, a challenge that Shang Jing claimed was impossible. 

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Urban · Taoist6GPenguin

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He is totally right! Companies even put out monetary incentives for hackers so if they find security holes, they’ll report them 🤓So yeah, that could‘ve been his legal job if not gor the cat memes 😆

Hacking through supposedly unbeatable security systems was fun, and when he succeeded, he sent their owners cat memes afterwards to let them know they were compromised. He saw it as a public service; he was letting them know about the flaws in their system, and he only left memes instead of viruses. 

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Urban · Taoist6GPenguin

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He actually succeeds at being a great friend at that time 🥺

"Don't cry," he said softly. "Do you want me to hack into your dad's email and send him penis enlargement spam mail? Or we can make up a scheme to hack his credit cards to give him a taste of his own medicine? "

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