He glanced up casually to see a fuming Altren towering over him.
LGBT+ · Lullabybao
'Ha-ha. That was super fun! That horse-hung Altren will definitely be vexed if he heard about his new measurements. ha-ha..' he laughed loudly to himself.
LGBT+ · Lullabybao
Meanwhile, Xinya had already sneaked up behind the spider and started using his giant fork and knife against it, doing significant damage to it. He wasn't an expert in combat but did his best to slice away at the spider, like it was a roast chicken. Between his and Melting Snow attacks, the Spiders HP was dwindling exponentially.
LGBT+ · Momocatt
... Yes, the world will end soon.
LGBT+ · coffie
Yes, this is why I like Juno the most.
LGBT+ · coffie
Mu Hui was in a bad mood at that moment. She did not give the crowd any time to react. A series of sharp actions were performed by her. She gave Guo Biao's hooligans a slap. She was even ruder to Guo Biao and directly kicked him in the balls.
General · Happy Maji
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Fantasy · Nightsummer20
Italy burns but by God does it look beautiful and sparkly while it does.
Anime & Comics · Ourliazo
Daemon, one foot through the door, hears the cry of glee and shudders.
Anime & Comics · Ourliazo
It was, of course, a completely different matter that these answers made some people want to either stuff a handkerchief in Solis's mouth to shut him up, or bash their own heads against the wall in frustration, or steal that poor, innocent Noir away and tell him to ignore all the crappy romantic advice Solis was giving out!
LGBT+ · Jaywalker_Holmes
Boss Solis: "Because he's an idiot who doesn't understand that his husband is busy with work. See, now that's a prime example of what you should never do in a relationship."
LGBT+ · Jaywalker_Holmes
Qiu Tong shifted through her memory before starting to sing, "Long tongue, bloodstained hands, fresh zombies surrounding us, watch me shoot its head off…"
General · Wen Xiao
"Ahhhh" Art let out a manly scream as his butt bounced down every single step and landed right on the landing of the first floor. His pained expression was clear to everyone who could see him from the kitchen.
Sci-fi · 1King_Rep1
Gu Chu answered seriously, "My father is in the sea. My mommy said that my father is the best diver in the world. Other divers will float up after diving for a while. My father has been diving in the sea for five years and hasn't come up yet."
General · A Crescent Moon
At this moment, Gu Manxi was sitting between Tang Chunxiu and Zhao Jing, listening to her parents telling her funny stories about her childhood. Gu Manxi's face was filled with a blissful smile.
General · A Crescent Moon
"Ouch...," was the sound of an aggrieved Rui Fei who had been ruthlessly dropped to the ground by Ji Yao.
LGBT+ · Andru_9788
Daoist5nsf6U
Ah! Ian! No more! Innocent thoughts! Innocent thoughts!
Reincarnation into Tribal Society
Fantasy · Dragonbreath246