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His Unforgiving Duchess
4.68
"Isla." Staring at relief, regret, happiness and maybe....love, Isla could not believe the man at her front was her husband, even if his appearance had not changed since her escape from the Hayes Duchy. Compared to the indifference he clearly expressed during their five years of marriage, she wanted to laugh out loud, as she understood the reason for his disgusting emotions. "Duke, you finally decided to find me, after your wife's child was proven not to be yours?" Sarcasm laced her tone as painful memories resurfaced in Isla's head. Duke Hayes looked at his first wife, who gave him nothing but pure love in their marriage. However, he pursued another love with intentions and now he became the biggest fool. "Isla, I know I do not owe you an explanation, but please think of our child." he begged, desperately. He wanted her and the child back in his life. The child that links him to Isla, his one and only real wife. The person who loved him and he will do anything to bring back that love. "Our child or my child, Duke?" Isla sharply retorted. Then, with a blank stare, she warned icily. " Choose your words carefully, Dante." The Trial Love Series: His Unforgiving Duchess. His Arrogant Marchioness. (2024-2025) His Cold Baroness. (Coming soon) To be in touch with me: Instagram and tiktok username: b.sowunmi Join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/bkWcVw79cd DO NOT USE THE NOVEL COVER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! Commissioned by r.voh.k on Instagram. -
Mark of the destiny
4.8
“Trashy ex wants to talk. He has sent a message inviting me to dinner. Should I go?” His reply in hm irking her. "Ouch…. That hurts!” She licked his bleeding lips, "Can’t help. I’m a lip biter--WOW!” Turning over he pinned her hands to the bed, “And I swear I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name forever....... Is this better?” ****** Sitting at the position of Secretary-General at the ministry of women and child affairs, Zhao Suyin was not someone to be messed with. Her razor-sharp tongue laced with sarcasm became her deadliest weapon against the evils. Dr. Wang Shi, a single father, and a renowned surgeon was anything but cold and aloof. His amiable personality combined with his killer looks and enormous wealth made him a dream man. A story of two imperfect people..... one a divorced woman and the other a single father. What will happen when their paths collide? What will happen when Suyin would know the heart beating inside Wang Shi's son belongs to her own son? Will the sparks of affection happen and continue even after knowing the truth? The story where the two falls for each other but the bitter truth separates them..... A journey of fighting against the organ traffickers to bring justice for the dead. A journey of making tough decisions. A journey to make choice between love and revenge. ****** Join me on discord https://discord.gg/RudqR3q The cover is edited by me, but the photo belongs to their respective owners. I have no right over this photo. All credits belong to the owner. -
Sarcasm is My Superpower
Author: Alex McGilvery has been reading since before he can remember, and writing almost that long. He has published 18 books and is author and editor at his imprint Celticfrog Publishing. He lives in Kamloops with his dog and the stories clawing their way out of his head. Petunia Smith is a senior in High School. The good news is that she only has to survive one more year in the battleground of High School relationships. The bad news is that she is short, shapeless and the preferred target of the cheerleader captain. Petunia knows what she needs to do, but when Marilyn walks into their home room all bets are off. The only thing worse than being Marilyn in Punkie's Hounds High School, may be becoming Marilyn's friend, but Petunia doesn't let that stop her. -
The Sarcasm Doc
Dr. GibeHug, the esteemed doctor with a razor-sharp wit, is no ordinary physician. With his unparalleled ability to dish out sarcasm and witty comebacks like a pro, he spends his days navigating the hilarious and unpredictable world of medicine. Join Dr. GibeHug as he takes you on a rib-tickling journey through the corridors of his medical practice. From the moment he steps into his clinic, it's one comedic encounter after another. Whether he's facing clueless patients, baffling symptoms, or even his own twisted sense of humor, there's never a dull moment in his sarcastic kingdom. Watch as Dr. GibeHug battles everyday challenges with a side-splitting blend of sarcasm and compassion. His quick-witted banter will leave you in stitches, but beneath that sardonic exterior lies a heart of gold. Through it all, he manages to connect with his patients and provide them with the care they need, all while keeping them on their toes with his sharp tongue. So, grab your prescription for laughter and get ready for a dose of hilarity with "The Sarcasm Doc" This webnovel guarantees an uproarious ride that will have you laughing, crying, and appreciating the unconventional ways we can find healing in the unlikeliest of places. -
Coming For The Lost Fourteenth
4.87
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story is under major reconstruction due to typos and misplaced chapters... I have left notes about these chapters so you can still read it... The expected date for the completion of the major reconstruction is on July 2023... But I still look forward to your support while this undergoes such editing... "Damn bastards!! You dare do such things in my presence. Let's see you dare." "You damn jerk, you dare run off to play only to suddenly lose contact to us? Let me pummel you to death." "And for you people, I shall get you back for this once I return!!" She didn't want to be there, she wants to live her long life in leisure. But then one had just to disappear for so long and her other companions just came up with the BRIGHTEST idea of ganging up on her and pushing her to go and look for him. Listen to the sarcasm when she used the word 'brightest'. She didn't think it would be easy but she never thought it would be very difficult. 'This place became so noisy,' she thought after knowing the current condition of the place they are supposed to watch over. Why? Because they are the angels known to the people in the land. A land filled with Players, and the indication of their strengths are the numbers in the corners of their eyes. And she and her companions were called angels because they have four numbers that not one in the land could ever have. Or that was how it was supposed to be. "Someone dared create an artificial one, let's see what you got. Once I find you I will show you what the real deal is," she declared. **** Do read my other stories: SHE'S THAT KNIGHT KNOWN AS ZERO (COMPLETED) VENGEANCE TO THE ROYAL ONES (COMPLETED) RESTARTING CHAPTER BOOK FINALE (COMPLETED) VERACITY OF THE PAST (COMPLETED) REBIRTH: STUBBORNLY FULFILLING A PROMISE (ONGOING) LEFT BEHIND BY TIME (ONGOING) Disclaimer: Cover Photo not mine... Do contact me if I am not allowed to use it... ^_^ For more updates about me, here's our instagram account: https://www.instagram.com/miss.llaellen/ Here's our discord server: https://discord.gg/PNnYdEWX -
I'm a Snake?
"The hell? Where am I?" [I am your land survival system, you are the new owner of this snakezoid body] [Obey me, and I shall teach you the secrets of survival with the aid of body upgrades] "What the... are you on shrooms?" ... The world that William reincarnated to, was weird. It wasn't necessarily littered with 'merlins' who could taunt actual dragons with their powers, but those who did have powers, could not be underestimated either. Once he reincarnated in this world full of snakes and lizards, William had expected to deal with a couple of fireballs at best, but no, it was dangerous to walk around without getting his head blown up. There were plenty of magicians who wielded intelligence-based powers, for example, which to some extent made them invincible too! Those weren't even the most powerful magicians, no! People were so attuned to the environment around them, along with their own bodies, that plenty of powers originated from such sources! Follow William's journey as he skims through the system's sarcasm, to grasp his rightful rise to power. Follow his journey on shifting a whole country's politics to his will, to achieve some ulterior motives, regarding his ascension to another realm! Notes; - I have no clue to whom the original cover belongs to, feel free to contact me for this matter. - Regarding the update rate ~ often times this novel will seem like it's barely updating, or not at all, but note that it's not dropped, I will finish it. You can start reading it now, or add it for later and wait for it to complete, but either way, feel comfortable that your time and money won't be lost with this novel. If not more, it promises a plot and world worth waiting for. - The novel will be 4-5 volumes long, or approximately 360-480 chapters ~ 600k words max. It seems short in comparison to some other novels in the app, but it's only because the MC is destined to become overpowered at the later portions of the novel. Other tags; Shapeshifers, shapeshifter MC, shapeshifter love interest, snake-people, lizard people, demons, demon MC, harem, light smut, realm, realm splitting, time dilation - light physics included, city building, ruling from the shadows, power lust, sects, religious sects, magic, IQ, intelligence upgrades (with brain lobes described), intelligence based powers, body tampering, expansive ancient history/mystery, pyramids, pyramid building, multi dimensional characters (ex. eight dimensional). -
His hands on mine
4.8
"Come!" his authoritative voice pissed me off even more. He drags me to the police car, gripping both my shoulders to steady me. "You know what?!" I stopped midway and looked at him with sarcasm etched on my face. "For a cop who has strong legs like you, I wonder what took you so long to catch me?" I laugh a little to annoy him. He should be clenching his teeth now as I sure as hell affected his ego, but instead, he flashed me with a million dollar smile. He leaned down to whisper in my ear "It's because I like watching your ass while you run." I jerked my shoulders away from him as I look at him with pure hate in my eyes "Asshole." I muttered that made him laugh even more, and I never felt so defeated in my life until then. DISCLAIMER: Everything you are about to read in this book is a product of my imagination. Any similarities to NAME, PLACE, EVENTS or ORGANIZATIONS are purely coincidental. There are mature contents ahead so be warned and read at your own risk. A/N: All thanks to you who found yourself reading my first work, "His hands on mine". I have put a lot of effort and love in this book so I sincerely hope that you would enjoy it. They say the best feeling in this world is to fall in love. And I hope that you find yourself falling in love more and more as you meet Daisy and Adam. with love, Stellar -
Meri Phuppo Ki Beti
5
Sheroze Khan a 23-year-old Pakistani living in UK has eyes in which girls can stare for hours, lips that make the perfect smile, cheeks that make the perfect dimple that makes the girls skip a beat. And when he opens his mouth his voice is like OMG. Hoorain Ali, A pretty 19-year-old having sarcasm as her second language, quite crazy, friendly girl living in Pakistan. Dive in to know about the two and how will they end up together... -
My Hybrids
Tsk tsk tsk, someone's been a bad girl.' I leaned ahead arms crossed while facing her fidgeting form as Damian leaned back hands in his pocket behind admiring her from his position. My beautiful Princess in a white pencil skirt, lilac petal blouse, slender legs in a strap form heel, hair wavey and flowing in their crazy curls, luscious lip. Perfect definition of beauty combined as it highlights her skin tone. Damn i'm in love... 'Baby girl why have you been avoiding us for some days now. Do you know it hurts?' Damian asked. 'Sorry Sir but I've been quite busy with work and I didn't know my attention was much needed apart from what i'm employed for'. Letting her sarcasm roll as she bit her lower lip... 23 Year old Daisy King is your every day girl with the sweetest charms to lure people to her. Little did she know her bosses were waiting for the right moment to claim her and reveal their true selves. Will she accept them as her mates or call the fucking asylum that two psycho are after her. Not all movies were a lie as a whole new world of adventure, tears, truth and romance awaits her. -
Who knew?
Bullied all the time in school suddenly she is mated to the most handsome and cold hearten Aldrin. Lea was to experience many discoveries and life changes, she was to embark on a journey she in her wildest dreams wouldn't have imagined. She was going to change the world and make history alongside her guardian, lover, king, mate, and best friend Aldrin. She is going to gain more friends and more enemies, she is going to learn more about herself. Let's accompany her when she finds herself and learns about life and its encounters. *** He turned to look at Lea with his left eyebrow raised, " What did I say to you this morning?" Lea looked at him with wide eyes and a surprised face. "I was going to, I didn't know I had to scream your name or something," she said sarcastically. Well, that was surprising. She was getting bolder as Julia figured. "Ha, sarcasm. I would appreciate it if you followed orders," he said sternly. He hates people who don't follow orders. It was very disrespectful and very annoying. "I am not your dog," answered Lea, Aldrin found this amusing. He loved the fact that she was challenging him. Everyone else who was not supernatural was confused. When did he become so gentle? Why was he protecting her suddenly? The others understood though, the Alpha has found his mate. They have a queen and Luna. Lea is their queen, this was surprising and strange at the same time. It was not common for Alphas to be mated to humans especially a king. "Keep that mouth of yours running and you will be punished." his eyes twinkled with mischief and Lea found herself blushing, confusing enough she was curious what would be her punishment be. Maybe he would spank her. PLEASE NOTE THERE ARE EXPLICIT/////EROTIC EVENTS IN THIS BOOK. READ AT YOUR DISCRETION. -
After Accidentally Impregnating a Woman, Mr. Liu Does Everything She Wants
4.67
He was the young master of the rich and powerful Liu family. He was irritable, unpredictable, and not to be messed with. She was only the daughter of a butler. She had a lowly status and a cautious approach to things and people. They accidentally slept with each other one day, and she became pregnant. She then became the Liu family's daughter-in-law, and was protected in every way possible. To her husband, she also became a woman who would do anything for money and status. Liu Jingxing was cold to her and looked at her as if he was looking at garbage. There were always hints of sarcasm in his voice. Ming Yue finally couldn't take it anymore and offered him two hundred yuan. "Mr. Liu, I really don't care about your money. Oh, right. I forgot to tell you. You performed poorly the other night. Two hundred is all you're worth. We'll get a divorce once the baby is born," she said. Liu Jingxing glared at her with his jaw clenched. "If I performed poorly, why did you keep begging me to slow down and speed up? We'll get a divorce right away after the baby is born!" After that, Liu Jingxing never missed a single maternity check-up. The first time he felt the baby move in her stomach was when the baby kicked him in the face. Dumbfounded, his cheeks turned red. He began leaving his workplace earlier and earlier. Whenever his friends asked him out for a drink, he would turn them down, saying, "My wife is pregnant. I need to spend time with her and the baby." When women approached him with barely any clothes on, he would impatiently respond, "What? Do you want to be my son's stepmother?" After delivering the baby, Ming Yue endured the pain and decided to leave. Liu Jingxing, who had always been an irritable man and rarely showed his emotions, now had bloodshot eyes. He seemed even more haggard than Ming Yue, who had just delivered a baby, while he took her hand and pleaded in a soft voice, "Ming Yue, please stay by my side." -
The Midnight Crime
4.94
DAILY UPDATE!!! 03:00 p.m. (GMT+8) xxx Falcon never fails...they said. They were wrong. When sent to locate an ancient ring that has the power to summon invisible demons, Falcon meets the irresistible demon slayer who shows him so much more of the world than he'd bargained for. Wronged by all, the two set out to rescue a lonely artist who is supposed to possess the power of the ring, which has somehow fallen into the wrong hands of a man known as '453.' All Falcon wanted to do was succeed in this mission. But as he finds himself drawn to the demon slayer more and more, her world blurs into his, and he entangles with creatures from another realm. Now he not only has to save his friend, but also rid the world of this threat. xxx Characters: Falcon: A con man for hire, strong, anonymous and mysterious, traumatized, competitive, has tattoos, a stranger in the affairs of the heart, in love with Aurelia (everyone except him knows) Aurelia: A demon slayer, witty but lethal, charming, very good at what she does, ambitious, in love with Falcon (everyone except him knows), also in love with herself, badass Cyan: Compassionate, talented, can do magic with a paintbrush, very good looking, a sweetheart, you'll fall for him xxx What You Can Expect: Gore, Lots of Fluff, Curse words where it's inevitable, Humor and sarcasm, fantasy+adventure+romance, No grammatical errors (hopefully), NO HAREM and NO SMUT xxx For app readers, please don't mind the (nulli) thing...it's just the italicized lines. -
Smooth Sailing
4.81
❝"Are you deaf?" "No," he shook his head, shrugging. "But I am blind."❞ *** MEET LILA: A perfectionist and somewhat sarcastic seventeen year old. As a part-time barista in a bakery, and a high school student, her life proved to be mediocre, until a certain sight-impaired guy walked in and changed that. With drunk confessions and tears, spontaneous kisses, and a whole lot of sarcasm, the last thing Lila expected to find was chest-constricting love. -
Spared for his amusement
4.53
"Stay still." He order. "Foolish girl! You think you can get a free pass from here through death." He said in a mocking tone. In her defense, she said, "I was only trying to save you." "Of course, how could I forget? You are my heroine, but isn’t the heroine supposed to be saving me while I fall, and instead you go to hug death." Sarcasm filled in his words, which didn’t go unnoticed as she slightly glared at him. Though his words were simple, it held something more to it than what it actually seemed. Ignoring the glare, he continued, "At least you could have just knocked it off my hands if you were so persistent on being the hero. But it's not like I wasn’t aware." "What do you mean?" she inquired, her face perplexed. Pointing to his eyes for emphasis. "Nothing ever misses these eyes. I knew it was poisoned, but I was still going to drink it; it couldn't hurt me." a proud smile on his face. A surprised expression took over her face before she said, "You never know what new poison has been created to harm you." His lips curled up. "Are you offering yourself as the poison? Because I would definitely take all of it." ---- Vanessa Storm is a witch without abilities; she escaped from her massacred town only to end up in the grasp of a night creature whose hatred for humans was a mystery to many. Will she be able to escape from this one? King Theodore's hatred for humans didn’t stop him from having his own fun. One would have thought that his hatred came naturally from his being a vampire, but there was more to it than what met the eye. ‘Death’ was something Theodore gave instantly, so why should there be a difference in Vanessa’s case? -
The Doomed Destiny
Born with a silver spoon, Sasha Reagan was blessed to be amongst the rich in society. But thanks to her illegitimate title, she was always treated as an outsider in her own family. While growing up in a boarding school, the increasing bank balance was the only proof of her parent's existence in her life. Abandoned by everyone, at the age of 25, she sought medical help for her gluttonous depression. “Doctor, can you suggest some sleeping pills? I am having trouble falling asleep due to nightmares." “Nightmares?” The doctor asks, “Whenever I fall asleep, I am seeing a stranger in my dreams," She sneers, “It seems like we are in love." “You have never been in a relationship. Isn’t it a good thing to have a boyfriend, at least in your dreams?” “Yes, it was a good dream until he pushed me from the top of a building, killing me." Sarcasm ripples in her eyes as she spits out the words. After therapy, she returns home and opens her balcony door only to see a pair of obsidian eyes staring at her. It was him- The man who tries to kill her countless times in her nightmares. Is there any doomed fate other than meeting your killer every day? Yes, falling in love with your killer. But wait, why her step-brother is getting involved in her life? Read more to know about Sasha's journey to find her lost memories under the watchful eyes of her murderer and her stepbrother. -
Frost and Raine
A Frost spirit who runs a coffee shop. A Cupid who works as a divorce lawyer. And magic in the air ...<br><br>Raine’s never been a conventional Cupid. He likes organization, his job as a successful lawyer, and black coffee, and he dislikes messiness, physical and emotional. He tries hard not to use his powers, because he’d rather not manipulate anyone’s desires, and he’s not planning to fall in love himself -- and he wouldn’t trust it if someone fell in love with him. But the owner of Raine’s favorite coffee shop is endlessly patient, kind even in the face of sarcasm, and an artist with flavors and window decorations ... and he could even challenge Raine’s resolutions about love.<br><br>Don enjoys his life. Even though he’s a Frost, he finds comfort in giving people warmth: good coffee, a cozy refuge from the rain, holiday decorations, and overall cheer. But one gorgeous Cupid seems immune to Don’s cheerfulness -- and he keeps coming back, day after day. Fortunately, Don’s always liked a challenge, and now he’s determined to make Raine smile at least once ... and he’s discovering that Raine’s sarcasm hides a generous and lonely heart, keeping the world at bay.<br><br>And if Don and Raine can learn to trust each other -- with new coffee flavors, with their hopes for the future, and with their hearts -- the Frost and the Cupid just might find their own magical happy ending. -
Married To Mr. Vice
Kimberly Campbell, a beautiful and goal driven financial analyst, knew exactly what she wanted for herself, and a baby didn't make the list. It was a huge stray from the big plans, and the commitment a baby required, she was certain she could never afford. With no one to blame, there was only one victim — the stupid glasses of Vodka that had led her into the arms of a man, whose first name was all she knew. Nicholas. Nicholas Vice loved nothing more than being in charge of his own life and decisions. And he was more proud of the casual and mutually-beneficial relationships with little to no commitments he enjoyed. But disappointment came in shocking waves when his father gave an ultimatum to marry his favorite and soon-to-be promoted staff, or risk losing his inheritance. Vexed and certain there was a ploy somewhere, Nicholas vowed to expose the gold digger who was trying to ruin his life. With determination in his heart, he took up his temp role at the head branch. But the unexpected twist occurs when Nicholas discovers that not only was his 'supposed bride' his one-night stand, she was also pregnant. Taking advantage of 'the' situation, he proposed a deal, the only one he believed would get him out of his father's ultimatum — a contract marriage. Marriage for a year in exchange for her pride and reputation. Excerpt "What's the meaning of this?" Kimberly raised her gaze to him, anger in her eyes and grit in her voice. Unfazed, Nicholas casually shrugged. "An escape plan from my father's insane idea. A contract marriage for a year." He told her. Of course, she could see that. She wasn't blind. "And you're giving this to me because?" She angled a brow, her eyes poring at him with vexation. "You don't have to look so peeved. I'm also not thrilled about this, nor do I want to shackle myself to you." "That makes the two of us." Ignoring her remarks, he continued, "But if you should agree to this, I'll let you know there'd be no marital obligations between us." "You mean, you'd be free to sleep around?" She was sure that was what he meant. "I didn't say...That wasn't what I meant." "Of course." She muttered, but the sarcasm was scalding. "I have no intentions of sleeping with you ever again, even if I have to die of sexual starvation." She said matter-of-factly. Her brows furrowed, when his lips curved to a smirk. And not for a second did she miss miss his covert glance at her thighs beneath the glass table. He leaned in, slowly. "Are you sure about that?" he whispered. "Because I'm wondering why your thighs are pressed so close together, and the high color on your face—" he trailed off, letting that devilish smile bloom on purpose. "You're flushed, Berry." He finished. He could see it under the dim glow of lights, no matter how she tries to deny it. Slightly shifting on her seat, Kimberly refuted. "I'm not flushed." He shrugged again and leaned back into his seat. "Deny it as much as you can, but I'll let you know, I'd never lay a finger on you if you were the last woman on earth." And he meant it. But a year was too long to be so sure of anything. Grappling with the difficulty and guilt of their deceit, they both discover the multiple layers of personalities that made the other unique. Suddenly pressed for time, Nicholas must devise a way to renew the contract, because a year was simply not enough. And a whole lot can happen in 365 days that could change a man. -
VRMMO: Tales of Insania
In the year 2036 all online games suddenly got erased out of existence as if Thanos snapped his finger and formatted every existing game, then from its ashes the virtual-reality game [EPIC of THE GODS] came Online shortly after, The masses knew that the company behind ETG was the one responsible for such atrocity, but ETG was inevitable and is now the one and only game industry available to the masses. It was being distributed all over the world like a fuckin terminal virus and the world couldn't stop it. Its even safe to safe the leaders didn't stop it. They allowed such a shady game to proliferate into the market, destabilizing the entire gaming community. Onille Arvurg was an orphan that graduated high school with outstanding records, due to joining all sorts of sports competitions and bringing fame and glory to his school, he won up to 46 gold medals in the sports that he was allowed to join in, he wasn't particularly the best, but people knew that if he was to ever lose he'd hold his head high and come back stronger than ever. Now we follow Onille Arvurg, a horny dude that had his gender forcefully altered after entering the VR game [EPIC of THE GODS], in his new body, he/she will experience shit unlike any other in her journey. Playing the game he'll begin to change his mentality, disperse his strongly built morality, question his sexuality and preferences and end up plunging to near insa... WAIT THATS A SPOILER! Anyways, I was planning on making this a little bit comedic. Im not writing a fuckin doujin ok? I repeat this is not a doujin or an H. Maybe it'll have a little sex jokes and sarcasm here and there but besides that I won't outright fuck up my MC... WELL I will fuk him up but... UGH forget it this FLIPPIN SYNOPSIS is a fukin SPOILERRRRRRRRRR, there happy? Now you know the whole plot of this novel with the flippin summary! OH no... Anyways my writing style always gets influenced by external factors and stuff so if you feel that there is no consistency in my novel please Tell me... I'll improve... Im plannin on finishin this one... Once and for all. Also be warned things might or might not get a little geh, so if you flippin bombard me with homophobic reviews I will flippin copy-paste this synopsis and spam it on your review. hayzzzz with all the shit Im puttin in this synopsis I should've went with the concise route. Short simple and understandable... But oh well...someone told me that being concise and humble won't make people come and read my work. Hope that people actually reads the synopsis -
Maid-Of-Curse
Trapped in an opulent mansion and adorned in a medieval dress, Eydis the maid (or Amelia, homeless in her modern world), the reigning queen of snark, grapples with a unique ability – her thoughts burst forth like fireworks. No magic, just relentless noise, a gift bestowed by none other than the wicked witches of the woods. Now, armed with daggers of sarcasm and a penchant for mischief, and a seductive allure, Eydis plunges into a convoluted tapestry of secrets. She deftly sidesteps shadows, untangles the threads of her own forgotten past, and battles to quiet the chorus in her head before everything erupts. Can a girl without magic outsmart witches, monsters, nobles flaunting well-endowed magical abilities, a roommate who despises her, to rewrite prophecies, and uncover the truth about her vanished life, all before everything descends into chaos? Author's note: prominently GL (slow burn), but also features all kind of loves. - The smut will feature organically in later chapters, this isn’t a smut-centric work.