Beautiful Maids Of The Vampire Lord

A Vampire Lord awoke from his Eternal Sleep plagued with visions from another world. When he broke free from his coffin, he was met with two beautiful ladies who took shelter from the rain. Before he could drain them of their blood and refocus on important things, one of them spoke up.

“You have a heart.” she claimed.

“You need to get your eyes checked by a doctor.” He snorted. Wait. What the heck is an ophthalmologist—?