Broken CYOA: Champion of The Orcs CYOA: COTO

So your telling me I’m not special, I didn’t get run over by a truck, I didn’t save any children by my last acts on earth.
Heck nothing I did mattered!

No world peace caused by me taking good care of some children or inspiring someone to cure cancer!?

I lived, I wound up dying, and you have me here so you can have some entertainment…

“Yes. Now choose.”

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…ok whatever let’s do this then…..

Gender…. Male of course…

Subrace… I have to pick an orc, urgh whatever….what the? who wouldn’t pick true orc out of these options?...

….Armies….Locked? Hey what the heck does it mean locked?! Hey you smug bastard!

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Fine whatever…Lieutenant’s…locked again! They are the most damn important thing!!!!

How the heck am I supposed to do this properly when so much is locked!

Answer me damnit!!!!

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So yeah writing this for some fun, as the title basically spells out, this whole story will be based on a CYOA, namely “Champion of the orcs”, originally Posted by u/DefiledArmor (link below to Reddit post). Having used the interactive version I couldn’t help but make up a fun little story.

Of course I have changed some things, which should be obvious from the tags to the story as well as noticeable as you read (I’ll get around to the tags at some point). I have labelled it “Broken CYOA” for a reason! Now to assuage some worries though I have broken the CYOA I’m not going to make the main character too op, I’ve broken it in other areas, as seen in the introduction above.

Either way, hope you guys like the story, don’t know when or if I’ll update, this idea has just latched onto my brain and I felt compelled to write it.

Picture is not mine and original link can be found below. If the original artist would like me to take it down, please message me.

https://br.pinterest.com/pin/793126184369921448/

https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfwcyoa/comments/k6ugni/champion_of_the_orcs_cyoa_oc_interactive/

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Also have no clue when I’ll update.