Immortal Disciple Is on a Blind Date

My name was Hacker. In order to find a girl I like, I crawled out of my tomb. But as an immortal disciple, I didn't have many other skills except keeping the balance of the world order, for which I always got into scrapes in the process of blind dates. For this, I was very distressed.
Fortunately, I had twelve guarding beasts to introduce some dates to me. They had been living outside for five hundred years and should know a lot of excellent girls.
“Damn it! Master came out of the tomb! Run!” Taurus Demon, who was leading the army of the demon race and preparing for the final battle with the heroine, sending this emergency alarm.
“Fuck! Why didn't anyone remind us until now?” Taking the sacrificial offerings from the cult followers. Scorpio, who was about to taste the flavor of a young girl, shivered and quickly dismissed his followers.
“Why did you talk so much? If you don't want to be balanced by your master, run quickly! Please behave yourself! Don't reveal what our pals have done in front of our master!” Pisces, who had intended to drown the country of a princess by a sea disaster had to withdraw the tide immediately.
Hacker: How strange it was! Why did you little guys hide from me? I just wanted to ask you for help with the blind date!