The Joke of a System weak to strong

Once upon a time a man was wasting his life doing nothing
Watching anime he got bored after doing it for 10yrs
Watching adult videos he grows older being a forever virgin
Watching others work since he continue to leech his life

Not that he cares as he had long abandon himself as there was no point living a full filling life..

One day He decided let's redo everything
being influence reading novels he arrive in a certain conclusion..

And so he died with hope to be rebirth into some epic protagonist..

He suddenly found himself in a new world that he always had dream of and even get his own very system that most character in the novel had but..

[Welcome Player Leo]
[Activating Joke system..]
[Please tell a joke or die..]

"To hell I am an EMO not a Comedian..!"