Vampire in High School VIHS

My name is Felix Wilczek.

I was bitten by a vampire mugger, and for the past three days, I’ve had the absolute worst luck.

I destroyed my bathroom door, nearly scared an old lady to death, and, embarrassingly enough, exposed my ten-inch 'excalibur' in front of the whole class.

But hey, at least things can't possibly get any worse, right?

*Enter vampire cops, a certifiably crazy father-in-law, and a crew of drug-dealing vampires.

(Oh yeah, I guess I'm also a vampire.)