Webnovel Author: Sir_WendoS - Novel Collection

"It's funny, you know… Because, those are the type of reproduction systems that the unruly Gods are in dire need of to fulfill their desires of entertainment and powerful descendants. Oh, also, I've mentioned that the female reproduction parts are compatible for you, because you can indeed make women of earth XXX699 pregnant. In fact, almost everyone can if they tried, except for the cultivators or anyone that makes use of mystic energy…"

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

With such a thought, I put every strength in my will and desire to blow the gigantic PP that was coming my way. I didn't open my mouth to yell any words like a generic MC, because if I did that, there was the chance that I would give the PP a blow instead, due to getting too distracted to focus up my will to blow the gigantic PP.

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

"You… you are so holy, pure, and perfect. Embrace me. Let us make pleasure. Let our minds melt together. Mate with me~" Artia went on to say, and while she said all that, I quickly realized that it wasn't really Artia. It was a mimic and illusion, and that mimic was slowly starting to reveal their true form!

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

Yes... That is why I had warned her to get ready to stretch. Because my plan was to bring her feet all the way towards her head and shoulders…

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

"Sh*t!" I swore, as I panicked from the scene that was happening in front of me. I was kind of right about my conclusion. The guy was indeed someone related to the supernatural, but it wasn't that simple. I was f*cked!

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

The elders were actually surprised that I asked the most unpopular elder for her to be my teacher. After all, they thought that I was a shy person who didn't like to interact with other people. Well, they were dead wrong. Maybe it's partly true, but I'm certain that it's just that I don't like interacting with old men everyday, and show them my little brother. I mean like… This is a world where cultivators use their PP to cultivate! I'd rather see a charming girl's PP in front of me, than an old hag's. That's right! I'm innocent, and it's just my opinion and preference! I don't know if there's a chance for a cultivation demonstration to happen, but I absolutely do not want an old man flexing his D in front of me, to help me guide mine! Heck no!

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

"Ha! The Tyrannical Wok sect really have muscles for brain!"

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

squirrel cracks nuts

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

This is the theory that I've come up with after the many discoveries of mine, by the way. I can't be too sure if it's a fact, however, it should at least be more than fifty percent true. But, this theory of mine should explain that everything has a form of energy, basically. So, I bet there are multiple realms of every kind of energy. I wonder if I can cultivate them all though… Or even discover them all. What if there's also a realm of horney energy? Oh my~

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

This is the theory that I've come up with after the many discoveries of mine, by the way. I can't be too sure if it's a fact, however, it should at least be more than fifty percent true. But, this theory of mine should explain that everything has a form of energy, basically. So, I bet there are multiple realms of every kind of energy. I wonder if I can cultivate them all though… Or even discover them all. What if there's also a realm of horney energy? Oh my~

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

A guy tying his PP with some kind of rope, which split it into two. And lastly, a house of horrid, where two men commit all horrid deeds of fetishes, such as an arm that goes all the way through one's bottom canal…

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

I'm not so sure why I had decided to say such words to the goddess, but, uhm, it's a reasonable set of words, right? There is no way I was going to be all submissive to the goddess after hearing her shout at me, especially when I am not in the wrong at all. What does she think I am? Her daughter who will always be in the wrong?

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

Exactly! There was no reason for the goddess to look that furious!

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

"I see… So, what do I do to become the King of minds?" I proceeded to ask.

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS

"Two girls one cup! Memory, commencing!" I shouted out loud, like some evil MC that was about to release a very vile and evil skill upon his enemies.

My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

Eastern Fantasy · Sir_WendoS