"Run with those ideas, Kid." I pointed to the boy, "All sorts of things will let you down in life. You might one day wake up as a giant space lizard man a hundred and sixty years into the future, and everything and everyone you care about are gone. And you might use that giant space lizard man body to save the galaxy from massive robot cuttlefish, and you might think that you'll get your happily ever after, but no, you might discover your penis can fuck through the walls of the universe, and now you've lost it all again, except this time your penis brought your kick ass girlfriend along for the ride. And you might through the sweet magical science of your penis gain cannibal powers that cause you to eat the whomever you may have landed near upon arrival to this new universe, gaining their memories and adding their capabilities on top of your own. And maybe you build yourselves a new life in this new universe, only to discover that your smooth lizard cock has once again carved through the fabric of existence and deposited you somewhere else, and maybe it keeps doing it, over and over and every time you keep slipping more and more away from who you were but you're so far gone you can't take the time to care because doing so will crush you under the weight of everything you've lost, so you maybe just keep running forewords screaming about adventure and tiddies and other awesome things that keep the terrible dread of self reflection at bay. And maybe one day you'll be duking it out with a huge jacked Greek dude who hits you in the giant space lizard man head with a rock so hard your consciousness is flung across the omniverse to a place you have no idea about, and now you don't even have your girl anymore and it's just you. You and science. Keep hustling, Kid... I've had enough of this bank."
Book&Literature · JManM
Though, Morty might become a father early and if you don't want that then just tell me.
Anime & Comics · Try_hard
The entire workshop that I had was filled with machinery from simple Micro Universe to weaponry from Men in black. There were wires, scrap of metals, and a blueprint that I made. I've decided to try designing my personal guard because I can. Maybe make 2B and 2A.
Anime & Comics · Try_hard
Windu seized the opportunity, using the Force to pull Ronan toward him, creating an opening. "Your anger blinds you, Ronan. It makes you weak." He commented as he swung his sword, aiming to sever the Kree warlord's left arm.
Movies · AlienWarlord
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Movies · AlienWarlord
Also, to tell you that I'll try not to handle such large numbers, my mortal mind cannot conceive millions. I think I've never seen millions of something together in real life.
Book&Literature · daniel_vera
Cecil blinked, seeing the dozens of empty plates flooding the nearby tables and the owner crying in a corner. Then he looked back at Invincible.
Anime & Comics · EmmaCruzader
Leave your best images, I'll start.
Book&Literature · daniel_vera
Fucking Chinese machines.
Book&Literature · daniel_vera
"Nothing says school spirit like a ring that looks like it's jacked from P. Diddy." Chloe teases.
Movies · Kenji_Makoto
Anyway since he got used to the superspeed, it was now super easy to go in and out, barely an inconvenience.
Movies · Kenji_Makoto
The attack is not for the attack itself, but only by creating panic, will the events in Hogwarts receive attention, and only in this way can Cyrus find a way to temporarily drive Dumbledore out of school.
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
It was important to remember one's accomplishments and be grateful for whatever one had, despite how difficult it was for me to choose a woman to fuck among the myriad of options. It was such a struggle. I chuckled slightly, thinking about those who would curse me if they heard me saying this. Well, lucky for you I loved my life.
Anime & Comics · Draugzel
And Tai Lung had not killed a civillain so far.
Movies · Emmanuel_Capricorn
Her fingertips grazed the inside of my thighs as she spread my legs for better access. Licking, flicking, switching between multiple ways of licking, gauging my reaction, while only barely pushing her tongue in. It's like she was making out with my ass, causing my body to tingle like a good fucking massage.
Anime & Comics · Draugzel
"Shave your head and beard." After saying that, the man ran off. But right as he walked outside, a crossbow bolt hit him in the neck and he fell down, dead.
Book&Literature · Numera
The attack is not for the attack itself, but only by creating panic, will the events in Hogwarts receive attention, and only in this way can Cyrus find a way to temporarily drive Dumbledore out of school.
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
Only the little snakes in Slytherin sat in their seats with disdain and said nothing. They thought Harry and Ron were just lucky.
Book&Literature · Dark_Symphony
Str: 123.54--> 246.4 Tons/53,000--> 13 Tera-Tons
Anime & Comics · Aaron_Chong_6689
VatOfRedundancy
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Reincarnated as Venom in the DC universe
Movies · Kenji_Makoto