After Noah's much-awaited ascension, what greeted him was an AI system calling itself Black, offering him a job working for the World and Soul Management Bureau.
He has to transmigrate into different worlds, using an identity of some unfortunate soon-to-be-dead dude, and live out the remainder of his new life there however he wanted. Oh, and hopefully in the process of living happily ever after, he'd also get to accidentally complete some secret mission they refused to tell him about.
Noah: "Is this some kind of a scam?" ಠಿ_ಠ
Black: "O-of course not! There are absolutely no tricks involved! Absolutely! There isn't even a penalty for failure!"
Noah: "Oh. Great! Sign me up!" ╰(*°▽°*)╯
Noah: 'What the hell?!? Why is someone trying to kill me?!'
Noah: 'What the f*ck?!? Which bush did this wild pokem...no, terrorist organization pop out from?!?'
Noah: 'Who are you guys?! What are you doing here?!? What the bloody hell is going on?!?'
Black: 'Why are you looking at me? How would I know?'
Noah: '…!' QAQ
Yet, who would have thought that terrorist attacks, murder plots, zombie apocalypses, hostile alien invasions, and other life-threatening stuff would be the least of Noah's worries:
Noah: "Blackie! This… this! There is something really off about this good brother of mine! He is looking at me like a hungry wolf seeing a fresh and juicy piece of meat!" QAQ
Black: "How would you know how a hungry wolf looks like? Have you ever seen one?"
Noah: "What? No! But…!" ( ꒪Д꒪)
Black: "Exactly. Don't worry, host. He is just a bit excited due to nearly losing his life back there. You know, adrenaline."
Noah: "…are you sure that's what's really going on here?"
Black: "Absolutely!" (≖‿≖)
Noah: "Blackie! Blackie! His-his-his little brother is poking me in the ass!!" QAQ
Black: "What are you making such a big fuss about? It's just morning wood."
Noah: "Why am I making such a big fuss?!? He just took it out of his pants!!!"
Black: "So? How is he supposed to take care of it if he doesn't take it out?"
Noah: "I don't know, but definitely not by using my thighs!!!" (⊙_⊙;)
Black: "Relax! Bros often help each other out with these things."
Noah: "What do you have to say now?!? It's normal for good bros to want to shove their thing up your ass?!?" (ꐦ °Д°)
Black: "Yes… if they are bent… and in love with you… like this one…"
Noah: "…" ಠ_ಠ
Noah: "Oh god, he is putting it in!!!! Blackie! Help!!!" QAQ
Black: "Don't panic. Relax and follow my instructions."
Noah: "Ok, ok, speak! Hurry!"
Black: "You've got this. Breath in, breath out. Relax your muscles…"
Noah: "How is this helping??" ( ꒪Д꒪)
Black: "It'll hurt less that way." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Noah: "…! You ******* mo****f***er!! Whose system are you, mine or his?!?"
-- Many, many missions later --
Noah: "This secret mission that you can't tell me about… it can't possibly be to get fucked by the target?!" ಠ_ಠ
Black: "Of-of course not! Ho-how could that possibly be, eh?" (; ﾟ 3ﾟ )~
ML: Right, right, that's just a very (not so) coincidental bonus. Ψ(╹ڡ╹ )Ψ
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