The Ultimate Guide To (Not) Being A Villan [bl]

My dooms already been set before it even started!

What do I do?

1. Die by the hands of truck-sama
2. Reincarnate into the body of a villan with a tragic fate
3. Try to change your fate only to fail miserably and make the capture targets fall for you and the heroine hate you
4. Fall in love then take the final step and get married then ma-

*Yoinks guide into the bin

"What the hell is this absolute rubbish. I can change fate without this trash. And why am I damn Incubus!"

-Later-

"I made it worst. These hormone driven beast called men are after my....."

Grows mushroom in corner

Screw it all, if all else fails drop and roll then make a mad dash cause ain't nobody got time for this.

P.S don't forget to take some money with you